2021 was a year like no other, except for several of those that immediately preceded it. And as Twitter chugged along on its slow drift from relevance, it continued to reflect that great, gradual unravelling.
Here now is our annual roundup of the best and worst that crossed into our orbit, presented in chronological and no other order:
One show I wish were still on the air is @WilliamShatner's former talk show, Shatner's Raw Nerve. The caliber of conversation is memorable more than a decade later, as is the signature S-shaped chair that necessitated intimacy in the interviews. pic.twitter.com/p3sBZ4loWe
— Andrew Lawton (@AndrewLawton) January 6, 2021
https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/1346901194401329154
So @JustinTrudeau’s senior advisor just called for people to be thrown out a window to their death. Now, will the PM denounce this incitement to violence? Does this violate any kind of community standard for Twitter. pic.twitter.com/BUhA7EUILY
— Andrew Scheer (@AndrewScheer) January 12, 2021
Which countries might Alberta consider joining, now that Canada has turned its back on us? Here are 4 potential options: Singapore, Netherlands, South Korea, and Israel. All need oil, all need land. Weigh in with your votes, folks.
— Gary Lamphier (@lamphieryeg) January 24, 2021
you’re stupid.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 31, 2021
I’m not trolling you. This was objectively stupid. I honestly have no clue who you are beyond this stupid tweet.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 31, 2021
For real though, what did you expect the reaction to be? Tons of people being like “yeah I also use dog shampoo by accident! Who doesn’t?”
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 31, 2021
I said “you’re stupid”.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 31, 2021
Seth, don't trust @jessebrown, who envy's @jonkay's greater success. Jon is a top journalist, well-known for his quirky sense of humour. I think you should write this train of events into yr next movie script. Jon should play the pet shampoo guy. I should mention I am Jon's mum. https://t.co/W68pWpGIpq
— Barbara Kay (@BarbaraRKay) February 5, 2021
WHAT AN AMAZING #SuperBowlLV!! Congratulations to the (*Bruce, make sure to put the winning team's name here)
Thanks to everyone who stayed home & watched the game w/members of their household. We know this wasn't the usual way to enjoy the game, & we thank you for your efforts. pic.twitter.com/gKD53I2bB9
— Ottawa Public Health (@OttawaHealth) February 8, 2021
.@TiffanyHaddish sings the one song she could listen to for the rest of her life. #LSSCSuperBowlSpecial #ColbertQuestionert pic.twitter.com/C1zqt6ixtS
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) February 8, 2021
Surprise your sweetie on Valentine's Day with a video of this guy asking what cover song is better than the original https://t.co/ORA7JGXOlp
— Kevin Kania (@kkania) February 8, 2021
— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) February 9, 2021
so @RegionofDurham created a black history month scavenger hunt activity for employees and I am 🙃🙃🙃
this what we're doing in 2021? pic.twitter.com/jwcNrGHoBE
— Negro Frolics (@DesmondCole) February 10, 2021
NOTE TO READERS: pic.twitter.com/tSlxSmrhI0
— The Hockey News (@TheHockeyNews) February 16, 2021
An essay about Anne Frank and lockdown has been removed because it did not meet our standards. We apologize for this error.
— The Globe and Mail (@globeandmail) March 4, 2021
This is the gang that comes after you if you say you tried watching Schitt’s Creek but couldn’t get into it pic.twitter.com/SCHpf0QOwE
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 14, 2021
You better quit making up these store names! Home Sense? Loblaw’s? Canadian Tire?! And I’m sorry but “Shopper’s…Drug… Mart” sounds like I had to start an improv scene and wasn’t ready.
— Tawny “My Name is Tawny” Newsome (@TrondyNewman) May 2, 2021
No Amazon Prime Day for Canada due to Justin Trudeau’s third wave.
Only India and Canada will miss the massive 2-day sales event, with Amazon citing worsening COVID waves in both countries. #cdnpoli #COVID19 https://t.co/XJa6M9r5j7
— Melanie Paradis (@Melanie_Paradis) May 7, 2021
Sometimes I get to spend my evenings monitoring staid Parliamentary proceedings out of the corner of my eye…. and then sometimes, things like this happen. #c10 pic.twitter.com/Ajzp2u0jqr
— Steve de Eyre (@deEyre) June 22, 2021
Some people call Ottawa the city that fun forgot. Well, joke's on them, because your public health unit is telling you that masturbation is a safe and FUN activity to do at home
Who's not fun now, eh?
*looking at you, Cleveland.
https://t.co/PxggNSqLqN— Ottawa Public Health (@OttawaHealth) July 30, 2021
Canadian covid policy parallels the story of Oedipus Rex A perverted destructive relationship between govt (mother) & son (society). Finally resolved by the son (society) murdering the father (constitution) engaging in incest & gouging out his eyes due to shame & guilt #onpoli
— Randy Hillier (@randyhillier) August 14, 2021
I'm a single issue voter and that issue is who can stand the most human and normal.
— terra loire (@terraloire) September 3, 2021
There is something about Justin Trudeau that infuriates weak men, and men who seem unsettled in their masculinity. It is a psycho-sexual thing, a fury of envy. It is especially strong among men who don't have what it takes to partner with beautiful, strong women.
— Mark Bourrie (@MarkBourrie) September 19, 2021
xenon xenon XENON baby you’re never gonna find happiness pic.twitter.com/2BuMfGS11m
— raina douris (@RahRahRaina) September 21, 2021
https://twitter.com/rudyardg/status/1441903564994064386
Lethbridge police justifying their purchase of a tank. pic.twitter.com/vRe48IRbcx
— Kim Siever (@kim_siever) September 29, 2021
Canada AM has more cabinet representation than Alberta. 😂 https://t.co/hBl9whCkqu
— Colby Cosh (@colbycosh) October 26, 2021
John Tory the son of John Tory who used to work at Torys is advising Ed Rogers the son of Ted Rogers about the future of Rogers which is a pretty good summary of how Canadian business works.
— Richard Warnica (@richardwarnica) October 28, 2021
https://twitter.com/Red_Hannah_HFX/status/1453166812682727438
Some are concerned that COP26 will mean an aggressive push toward the total phase-out of fossil fuels. https://t.co/QCX5PpAPgO
— CBC News (@CBCNews) October 31, 2021
Today marks three years since I filed an ATIPP request with the Yukon government, for which I got records the @YukonOmbIpcPidc found were incorrectly redacted. YG refuses to give me the unredacted docs so I still have no idea what they say, but happy birthday, A-7453❤️ #cdnfoi pic.twitter.com/GatOrrTzJk
— Jackie Hong (@xjackiehong) November 8, 2021
Canada, the company. pic.twitter.com/P2jW7WsCEt
— Eva Jewell (@ebaans_) November 18, 2021
Why do so many of us CBC reporters speak like this lol 😭 it has taken me years to try and knock this voice out of me and I still do it when I’m nervous like WHY?? pic.twitter.com/A2dSjffZxS
— Danielle d'Entremont (@ddentremo) November 21, 2021
Do you know something about Wiarton Willie? Or any of the dead Willies?
Get in touch. My DMs are open or DM for Signal, WhatsApp, etc. or email LMC@cp.org #onpoli
Please RT— Liam Casey (@liamdevlincasey) November 26, 2021
Dear @PnPCBC: These are four pictures of four different queens. They are not the same. They are not interchangeable.
Do better. pic.twitter.com/0InZrDPSzg— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) November 30, 2021
wrgerg
— Impact Assessment Agency of Canada (@iaac_aeic) December 22, 2021